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Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined by Drew Carey
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Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Want to Read saving…. Want to Read Currently Reading Read. Other editions. Enlarge cover. Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Open Preview See a Problem? Details if other :. Thanks for telling us about the problem. Return to Book Page. Drew Carey scripted and starred in his own cable special for years before hooking up with Bruce Helford and creating The Drew Carey Show. We all know Drew Carey from his award-winning stand-up career and his hit television show, but do we really know Drew Carey, the person? Now, meet the true Drew, in his book, Drew Carey scripted and starred in his own cable special for years before hooking up with Bruce Helford and creating The Drew Carey Show. Now, meet the true Drew, in his book, the bawdy, irreverent, and hilarious Dirty Jokes and Beer , and find out about all the many sides of the misunderstood Hollywood star. Get A Copy. Paperback , pages. Published March 15th by Hachette Books first published Original Title. Other Editions 8.
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In a preface to the book, Carey states that he wrote every word of it himself—he did not recruit a ghost writer although, as he says, "It probably would have been easier. During a game of "Scenes From a Hat," Drew pulled out the subject "books least likely to be checked out at the library" and friend Ryan Stiles acted as if he was picking a book and read the title "Dirty Jokes and Beer. The book is divided into three sections, which are referred to in the title. All of the chapters within the first two sections save for Big-Dick Jokes , which "would be redundant" are preceded by a dirty joke Carey has heard over the years. The first section deals with Drew's views on various topics, such as being at airports he writes that he likes to ride around in the carts to make people move out of his way and the difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City.
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Jul 25, · Boards > Community Central > The Vestibule > Teh Vestibule (archive) > Drew Carey - Big Dick Jokes > Drew Carey - Big Dick Jokes. Discussion in . Oct 01, · Big Dick Jokes Drew Carey: Michael "Air" Bizar: 10/1/98 AM: 1. my dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime. 2. my dick is so big, i went to the viper room and my dick got right in. i had to stand there and argue with the doorman. Read about Big Dick Jokes from Drew Carey's Dirty Jokes And Beer and see the artwork, lyrics and similar artists.